June 2012
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Guys, boobs and butts are just so great.
Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
Had fun jamming out to Jawbreaker, Joyce Manor and...
Fun times.
puppyluver43:
I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
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Started using my twitter account again.
Lol.
May 2012
Were people actually believing that there were...
sarlacc:
Really?
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REALLY!?
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I would have given Madagascar 3 a chance if they would have not gone entirely fucking overboard with this stupid “circus afro” marketing campaign. Now I want to stand outside of every movie theater and just beat the shit out of every who buys a ticket for the movie.
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do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
because i do
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wheatiez replied to your post: wheatiez replied to your post: wheatiez replied to…
Yeah, I know. ;_;
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Anonymous asked: Is there anyone you wish you were dating right now?
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Anonymous asked: Your being lame. Who are your crushes? Tellllll us =]
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wheatiez replied to your post: wheatiez replied to your post: wheatiez replied to…
WOW RUDE MIKEY. But yeah you’re probably right. Oh well.
wheaties, you have a sweet, gentle soul. like Blake. your heart is tender. and requires the utmost care.
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knivesschau replied to your post: Who are you crushin on from tumblr? Spill it.
You delirious is one of the most entertaining things.
shh. you there. just shhhhh.
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jedibusiness replied to your post: Who are you crushin on from tumblr? Spill it.
Nope, I called dibs on Tyler.
We pull from the same comics store. We practically are already the same person.
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Anonymous asked: Who are you jealous of? Angry at? Lonesome for? Lusting after? Disgusted by? In admiration of? Saddened by?
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever been with a dude or had bicurious fantasies?
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wheatiez replied to your post: wheatiez replied to your post: Everything Must Go…
You said it was good! Too late already watching it.
Your fragile heart can’t handle it, Wheaties!
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Anonymous asked: Who are you crushin on from tumblr? Spill it.
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wheatiez replied to your post: Everything Must Go is a shitty movie. I didn’t…
Gonna watch it now.
Nooooo! Netflix puts it in the comedies, but it’s not funny! It’ll give you le creys!
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Everything Must Go is a shitty movie. I didn’t want to be that sad tonight. How dare you, Will Ferrell.
How. Dare. You.
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I just sent Stephanie the most obnoxious text...
She is going to hate me when she wakes up tomorrow. haha.
Watchcarnygirl:
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basedfiasco:
Dave Chappelle - Piss on You
Haters gonna hate Lovers gonna love
I sing parts of this almost every day. It’s my pee song
The BEST sketch comedy show.
anthrodynia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are.
