I was talking to my coworker today about how I started working out at my parents’ place, and that I’d been using less weights, more reps and whatnot, which led me to say that I was going for the “Beckham body.” Then he looked at me weird and told me that he’s never seen David Beckham’s body. How do you even get that far into life without seeing David Beckham’s torso? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with clothes, now that I think about it.