I learned more about the metric system by smoking weed than I ever did in math class. WORD.”

-Douche bag on facebook.

I hate people on facebook. Why do I even post shit there?

I hate people on facebook. Why do I even post shit there?

Wow, Elysha. Way to make me feel lame for wanting love and things and such. :C

My brother is pretty great sometimes.

My brother is pretty great sometimes.

please tell me I’m not the only person to find this funny

please tell me I’m not the only person to find this funny

Hooray! I won at Ashley’s birthday!

Hooray! I won at Ashley’s birthday!

So, the best thing ever just happened to me.

So, the best thing ever just happened to me.

How I convinced Elysha I’m a terrible person.

How I convinced Elysha I’m a terrible person.

wheaties-vas-serenity:

The Facebook timeline covers I’ve made so far.

If you want one, let me know! :D

I’m happy with mine, but get at Wheaties for cool facebookings.