About to get into some real hoodrat water park shit. #greatwolflodge #me #mybrother
Ugly and grumpy. Need coffee.
Help, guys! I think I’m being funny again.
"OH SHIT!!!!!! OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShit!!!!!!"
Literally me at the end of Chatper 10 of House of Cards.
Currently getting “swoll” to Even Flow at LCC. #me #yolked #swoll
This is from last year. The only time I ever actually enjoyed Valentine’s Day.
Guys, can we get real for a minute and talk about how amazing this book is? Because, holy shit, does it deliver on the goods.
2012 highlights of my life
